Random Snowflakes: HELPdesk

here's a scene from today from "the department" in "the university". *ahem*

clarifiction. if the speaker is fuyu that means it's what's gonig on in my head, ok? so...fuyu=sarah's brain. ^_^

scene opens with sarah opening the door of the faculty room.

sarah: good morning po. my name is sarah, and . may i ask if you have an outline of ?
faculty person: ok, sandali lang... Ito, o... [hands sarah the curriculum]
sarah: ... uh.... course outline po yun kailangan ko kasi .
faculty person: course outline...hindi pa ba yan yun?
fuyu: like, duh.
sarah: um...hindi po... .
faculty person: aaaaah, outline... e, sa prof na yun hinihingi, e.
sarah: ah, gano'n po ba? kaninong prof po?
faculty person: teka... ... ang kaso, wala sila ngayon, e. wala kang mahihingan.
fuyu: dot. dot. dot. gee, thanks.
faculty person: pero si ms. baka pumasok. hintayin mo na lang.
sarah: baka pumasok...so hindi po sure kung papasok siya?
faculty person: hindi.
fuyu: so you want me to wait for someone who might not even come at all?!
sarah: puwede po bang hingin ko na lang yung phone number nya para siya na lang kausapin ko?
faculty person: ay, hindi ko alam phone number niya, e.
sarah: how about email?
faculty person: hindi ko rin alam email niya, hindi ko naman siya ine-e-mail...
sarah: uh...wala po ba sa record nyo?
faculty person: wala, e.
fuyu: Hu-WAT?!
sarah: *blink blink* eh... number or email po ng kahit alin sa mga teachers na pwedeng paganungan?
faculty person: wala, e.
fuyu: but that's IMPOSSIBLE!
sarah: ...ah...gano'n po ba...?
fuyu: you can't NOT have that in your record!!!
sarah: uh...sige po, balik na lang po ako mamaya...
faculty person: [nod and turn back to the PC]
fuyu: rawr!
sarah: ... thank you po.
faculty person: [no reaction]
fuyu: RAWR!!!!

aiya. sometimes i'm so nice and polite, i hate myself. yeah, yeah, i know i should've asserted myself, but...whatever.

rawr.

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