HELPdesk
here’s a scene from today from “the department” in “the university”. *ahem*
clarifiction. if the speaker is fuyu that means it’s what’s gonig on in my head, ok? so…fuyu=sarah’s brain. ^_^
scene opens with sarah opening the door of the faculty room.
sarah: good morning po. my name is sarah, and . may i ask if you have an outline of [subject here]?
faculty person: ok, sandali lang… Ito, o… *hands sarah the curriculum*
sarah: … uh…. course outline po yung kailangan ko kasi.
faculty person: course outline…hindi pa ba yan yun?
fuyu: like, duh.
sarah: um…hindi po… .
faculty person: aaaaah, outline… e, sa prof na yun hinihingi, e.
sarah: ah, gano’n po ba? kaninong prof po?
faculty person: teka… … ang kaso, wala sila ngayon, e. wala kang mahihingan.
fuyu: dot. dot. dot. gee, thanks.
faculty person: pero si ms. [professor's name] baka pumasok. hintayin mo na lang.
sarah: baka pumasok…so hindi po sure kung papasok siya?
faculty person: hindi.
fuyu: so you want me to wait for someone who might not even come at all?!
sarah: puwede po bang hingin ko na lang yung phone number nya para siya na lang kausapin ko?
faculty person: ay, hindi ko alam phone number niya, e.
sarah: how about email?
faculty person: hindi ko rin alam email niya, hindi ko naman siya ine-e-mail…
sarah: uh…wala po ba sa record nyo?
faculty person: wala, e.
fuyu: Hu-WAT?!
sarah: *blink blink* eh… number or email po ng kahit alin sa mga teachers na pwedeng paganungan?
faculty person: wala, e.
fuyu: but that’s IMPOSSIBLE!
sarah: …ah…gano’n po ba…?
fuyu: you can’t NOT have that in your record!!!
sarah: uh…sige po, balik na lang po ako mamaya…
faculty person: *nod and turn back to the PC*
fuyu: rawr!
sarah: … thank you po.
faculty person: *no reaction*
fuyu: RAWR!!!!
aiya. sometimes i’m so nice and polite, i hate myself. yeah, yeah, i know i should’ve asserted myself, but…whatever.
rawr.
